I woke up in the middle of the night
Shivering to the howling wind and sitting on the cold unfeeling toilet bowl
Away from my warm comfy bed and the sweet smelling knocked out bf
I was in the toilet for more than half an hour per trip. In and out for more the 3 times in a night.
I woke up not a tired cold and restless lady but a bouncy energetic creature
And i wonder where did that burst of energy came from.
Now i'm half dead.
I'm planning to wave the white panties and surrender to my cramping tummy.
It's K I L L I N G me. Ditto
I hate it whenever they come knocking on my door and refuse to leave me alone.
But yet
When they refuse to visit me i'll wonder what's wrong with me.
Sighs. It's tough being a woman at times!
Ahhhhh


And guess what.
I know i'm behaving like some noob but i don't give a damn
This is the FIRST time i ever used a tampon. Repeat. FIRST
All rights go ahead and laugh your big big heads off.
But it's true and guess what! I
did it on the very 1st attempt
Whahahs. All right why do i sound as if i'm proud.
Sighs.
I'm craving big time for CHOCOLATES.
It's the monthly addictive habit kicking in.
Chocolates for me and i will love you many many

*waving the white panties*
Spare me plsss


p/s: i know this panties sucks. just make do with it. I'm PMS - ing!